Still not eaten by sharks
I've been an internet friend of Joey's for five years, since he exposed the Gab Demon Hackers. Since then, he's done a genuinely impressive amount of mischief to a number of high-profile people who deserved it, up to and including the government of Afghanistan, while simultaneously conquering death itself.
Darien Sumner

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